Top 10 Ways to Know If the Immigration Court Phone Line Has Been Hacked

We learned last week that hackers have been using the Arlington Immigration Court phone number to make “spoof” calls requesting personal information from the recipients. EOIR (the Executive Office for Immigration Review – the office that oversees the Immigration Courts) warns that, to “protect yourself, be wary of answering phone calls from numbers you do not recognize” and never “give out your personal information over the phone to individuals you do not know.” Good advice. But how do you know whether a call from the Immigration Court is, in fact, fraudulent?

Fear not, for I stand ready to assist. Below are the top ten ways to know whether a phone call from EOIR is a “spoof” or the real deal. If you receive any of the following calls, hang up immediately because it ain’t the Immigration Court–

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The Cheater’s Guide to Video Hearings in Immigration Court

Due to the pandemic, many Immigration Court hearings now take place via WebEx, which is similar to Zoom. There are certainly disadvantages to presenting an asylum case by video. It’s more difficult to relate to the Immigration Judge (“IJ”), for instance. And it’s not easy to submit additional evidence at the last minute. On the other hand, in the words of John Adams, “Every problem is an opportunity in disguise!” In our case, WebEx presents some interesting new opportunities.

Having now done a couple WebEx hearings, I have been thinking of how to use the new service to my clients’ advantage. Below are some ideas that I have yet to implement, but which could assure victory, even in the most difficult case. If we try any of these strategies in my office, I’ll be sure to let you know how things turn out…

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A Tale of the First Thanksgiving – or – The Beginner’s Guide to Immigration Bureaucracy

This year marks the 400th anniversary of the first Thanksgiving, celebrated in Massachusetts in 1621 by 53 Pilgrims and 90 Native Americans from the Wampanoag tribe. To commemorate this grand occasion, researchers here at the Asylumist have unearthed the original immigration file of one of the Pilgrim families, William and Mary Brewster, and their children Jonathan, Patience, Fear, Love, and Wrestling (and yes, those are their real names; if you don’t believe me, look it up). Here, for the first time, is that story.

The Brewster family arrived in North America on the Mayflower on November 21, 1620. They and their shipmates did not encounter anyone from Homeland Security, and so they entered without inspection and immediately began working without authorization to find food and shelter. But the land was barren and frozen, and the Pilgrims began to die off one-by-one. Seeing their plight, a group of Native American activists, calling themselves No More Deaths, illegally provided food to the beleaguered migrants. The Wampanoag council later charged these do-gooders with felony alien smuggling and other crimes, but failed to obtain a conviction. Predictably, this encouraged more Europeans to make the dangerous journey to America. These included nonconformists and Anabaptists, though some, we assume, were good people.

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Five Asylum Jokes

(1) An asylum seeker is tired of waiting for her interview, and so she goes to the Asylum Office to inquire about her case. Asylum Seeker: I’ve been waiting forever for my case. Can you please tell me when I can expect an interview? Officer: You’re in luck–we have a new system and we can … Read more